I wish I was taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish my cat had a phone I would call her.
kittens conversation:
hey we are all really small do you want to sleep in a pile
other kittens: yeah
Adult website and period tracker
Helen Lundeberg - The Veil (1947)
me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions
[5 years later]
highly throwable imp: hoohoohee
me: hmm
your “harmless” outdoor catgirl just fucking killed and ate my subby birdboy
the spiritual tarot by aquirax uno
Guess who taught himself how to open the rice cooker and woke me up by screaming in between mouthfuls of hot rice
‘Morning Stretching’, watercolor by ENDRE PENOVÁC
‘Morning Stretching’, watercolor by ENDRE PENOVÁC
